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Total Medals Earned: 250 (From 47 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,375 Points

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Don't Escape 2

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)

The Survivor 5 Points

Complete the game and survive.

The Shadow 10 Points

Complete the game without firing a single shot.

The Savior 25 Points

Survive and save two of your friends.

The Governor 10 Points

You are even worse than the undead...

The Merciful 10 Points

Make sure Bill passes away calmly.

The Lone Wolf 50 Points

Survive without getting any friends.

Don't Escape 3

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/140 points)

Spaced 5 Points

That's an easy way out.

Escape Pod 10 Points

Escape the UEFS Horizon.

The Truth 25 Points

Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.

Decontamination 25 Points

Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.

Hull Breach 25 Points

Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.

Lost In Space 50 Points

Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 16/44 (145/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Fire Catcher

Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/375 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Kill the first enemy.

Extinguisher 10 Points

Find the extinguisher.

Ghost Hunter 10 Points

Kill 80 ghosts.

Crusher 25 Points

Crush 150 objects with axe.

Fireman Helmet 25 Points

Extinguish 100 sources of fire.

Gold Bottle 25 Points

Collect 50 bottles.

Gold Chest 25 Points

Find 25 gold chests.

Superstar 50 Points

Earn 20 stars.

Demons Head 100 Points

Kill the Fire Demon.

Kitten 100 Points

Find and rescue the cat.

Fleeing the Complex

Medals Earned: 9/18 (375/660 points)

Kredit 2 Team 5 Points

Watching kredit make me STRONG

xXn00bslayerXx 10 Points

*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*

Rank: CA 50 Points

Achieve the Rank CA

Rank: GI 50 Points

Achieve the Rank GI

Rank: IRO 50 Points

Achieve the Rank IRO

Rank: PD 50 Points

Achieve the Rank PD

Rank: TB 50 Points

Achieve the Rank TB

Golden Boy 100 Points

Find all 60 unique fails

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Patron of Tunes 5 Points

Listen to a song linked in the credits

Waldo 5 Points

Where is he?

Nailed It 10 Points

Stuck the landing

bruUGHNO 25 Points

You knew he'd be in this game somewheres

Rise and Shine 25 Points

Wake up and smell the snow

101 Failmations 100 Points

Get a total of 101 fails

Master of the Wall 100 Points

Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)

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Freeway Fury 2

Medals Earned: 13/30 (95/360 points)

Freeway Exit 5 Points

Take the freeway exit.

Jump 5 Points

Jump onto a moving vehicle!

Motorcycle 5 Points

Steal a motorcycle.

Oncoming 500 5 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.

Finish Line 7 10 Points

Reach the right-most finish line.

Jump x3 10 Points

Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.

Long Distance 10 Points

Barely make the jump to another vehicle.

Oncoming 1500 10 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.

Oncoming Exit 10 Points

Take the exit from the oncoming lane!

Speed Reversal 10 Points

Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.

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Police Car 5 Points

Steal a police car.

Close Escape 10 Points

Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.

Finish Line 1 10 Points

Reach the left-most finish line.

Finish Line 2 10 Points

Reach the second finish line.

Finish Line 3 10 Points

Reach the third finish line.

Finish Line 4 10 Points

Reach the fourth finish line.

Finish Line 5 10 Points

Reach the fifth finish line.

Finish Line 6 10 Points

Reach the sixth finish line.

Takedown 10 Points

Destroy a vehicle.

Jump x6 25 Points

Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 3000 25 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.

Jump x8 50 Points

Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.

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Freeway Fury 3

Medals Earned: 4/21 (25/270 points)

Jump 5 Points

Jump onto another vehicle!

Motorcycle 5 Points

Steal a motorcycle.

Oncoming 500 5 Points

Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.

Jump x3 10 Points

Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.

Boat 5 Points

Steal a speedboat.

Escaped Helicopter 5 Points

Escape from the helicopter.

Grind 5 Points

Grind against another vehicle.

Jet Jumper 5 Points

Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!

Jet Plane 5 Points

Hijack a jet plane?!

Police Car 5 Points

Steal a police car.

Tank 5 Points

Steal a tank.

Close Escape 10 Points

Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.

Fury 10 Points

Enter Fury Mode.

Oncoming 1500 10 Points

Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.

Reversal 10 Points

Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.

Takedown 10 Points

Destroy another vehicle.

Tank Destroyed 10 Points

Destroy a tank (besides your own).

Jump x6 25 Points

Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 3000 25 Points

Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.

Boss Defeated 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save humanity!

Jump x8 50 Points

Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.

Infiltrating the Airship

Medals Earned: 9/19 (275/645 points)

Barnyard Blitz 5 Points

It sure is animaly in here

Kredit 2 Team 10 Points

Credit where credit is due

You Win! 10 Points

Good job!

Bound to the Earth 25 Points

Oh my goodNess!

The Last Fantasy 25 Points

Should've kept you Locke-d up

Rank GAPI 50 Points

You Won!

Rank PBT 50 Points

You Won!

Rank RBH 50 Points

You Won!

Rank RPE 50 Points

You Won!

Buttery Snack 5 Points

Yum Yum

Gold 5 Points

Is it edible?

Music Enthusiast 10 Points

Listen to a song used in the game

Famous Movie Line 25 Points

Well, maybe not THAT famous

Biggoron's Sword 100 Points

Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword

Failpocalypse 100 Points

Fail a Total of 100 Times

Master of Fails 100 Points

Get All 60 Unique Fails

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Intruder Combat Training

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/340 points)

adept 5 Points

Kill 10 enemies.

headshot 10 Points

Get 10 headshots

killer 25 Points

Kill 100 enemies

specialist 50 Points

Get 50 headshots

agent 100 Points

Finish all 10 missions

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Kill The Stick 2

Medals Earned: 4/4 (65/65 points)

play 5 Points

get started

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